I am now doing the exact same thing, with a white background, at
wecanbuildyou.tumblr.com
11.18.2008
2.19.2008
2.14.2008
2.10.2008
If I knew he was the Pemberton Sheperd, I most certainly would not have stabbed him where I did.
But, then again, if I knew he was the Pemberton Sheperd, I wouldn't have bought the ticket to Bitburg, I wouldn't have hit the scientist with my rent-a-car, and, most of all, I wouldn't have been here to begin with.
The day the sugar refinery collapsed, I lost my virginity to Daniel Howser.
I thought it was an epic sign of doom.
If my christian parents found out, they'd send me to a boarding school.
That's why I think I have this ulcer.
To confuse things further, "Christian Parent" also happened to be the temporary name of the organization which sent me to Bitburg to begin with. An organization which, it just so happens, has also been called "The Royal Canadian Gold-Leaf Fan Club" and, inexplicably, the "FBI".
It seemed to change monikers more often than I changed undergarments, which, as of recently can be accurately described as "Once A Week" or "Less".
I'm now 26 and i saw an obituary in the paper one sunday for Daniel Howser. I got in touch with some old friends and they couldn't really tell me how he died. Suicide or abduction. Very unsettling.
I didn't find out anything else. I moved to Lethbridge with hopes of starting a new, unpoliced life. But every person I showed sexual interest in ended up moving away without warning, or suddenly married and became very hostile towards me.
So, once again, I turned to Halifax.
Halifax Nelson, that is. Yes, THE Halifax Nelson. The very same one that postered my tenth grade locker with pictures of scantily clad female wrestlers and screamed "LESBIAN!" if ever I would have the good fortune of entering the gymnasium at the same time that he was practicing his three-point-throw. OH, Halifax Nelson. How I DESPISED Halifax Nelson!
But he was smart in a way that many aren't.
He knew sports statistics.
And everyone knows that a solid knowledge of sports statistics is equivalent to "Mojo". To "Charisma".
Everyone knew - before they even knew they knew - that Halifax Nelson would go far.
Teachers really made an effort for him. If he was doing poorly in their class they would dedicate themselves to catering to his betterment.
I heard that his math teacher assigned the whole class to independent work, sat with Halifax Nelson, and babied him through all the equations.
The lessons always turned to conversation and I heard that Halifax Nelson gave relationship advice to the teacher.
He scored very high, and graduated with honours.
The asian girl hated him for it.
2.02.2008
2.01.2008
Full Album Download : The Dreadful Yawns - Rest
This is basically my favorite album of the last year, and it's very hard to find. The link will probably dissappear very soon, but i hope you like it!
The Monks - We Do Wie Do
When my dad first saw my bachelor suite three years ago, i played this song, and, magically instead of telling me i was a filthy slob he said "Hey, who's this band?"
Hologram - Blazey Storm
This just sounds good to me. Something about the way it sounds just makes me want to actually go to the store and buy the whole cd or something. I guess that makes it good, right?
1.28.2008
Full Album Download : Blood On The Wall - Liferz
Apparently, this band sucks live. But, it doesn't matter now because they have a really great new album so we can all just listen to it in the comfort of our stinky apartments.
Apparently, this band sucks live. But, it doesn't matter now because they have a really great new album so we can all just listen to it in the comfort of our stinky apartments.
1.27.2008
1.23.2008
The Valentines - Still the One
I can't really tell if i think this song is irritating or not. I think it has something to do with my awesomely and forbiddingly intense fear of being gay.
The Dynamics - Seven Nation Army
I hate covers, but this doesn't count because it's rad and that's all i have to say.
1.19.2008
Once upon a time was country called Yugoslavia. We had second best rock scene in Europe. Now it's time to remember one of the great singles. You think so? Enjoy it!!!
Radio - Kuj, kuj, udri dok je vruće (1980)
Radio - Kuj, kuj, udri dok je vruće (1980)
1.17.2008
1.10.2008
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